225 Funny wit quotes

• “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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• Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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  animal, animals, humor, instinct, know, minutes, nature, newborn, old, wit

• Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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  behavior, example, humor, i, kindness, mouth, random, sarcasm, self-deprecating, shut, silence, social, social behavior, sometimes, wit

• I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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  am, annoyance, annoyed, attitude, easily, humor, i, offended, personality, sarcasm, wit

• I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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  accept, act, clarity, communication, dumb, humor, humor quote, i, irony, me, sarcasm, say, stubborn, stubborn act, stubbornness, wit

• Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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  alert, brain, emptiness, empty, health, humor, mental, mental health, stomach, wit

• They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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  comedy, genius, humor, intelligence, learn, learning, making, mistake, mistakes, sarcasm, say, self-deprecating, soon, why, wit

• I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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  emotion, exaggeration, hard, harder, humor, i, love, relationship, self-deprecating, stupid, wit

• I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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• Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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