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161 Funny wit quotes

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

1 month ago

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

1 month ago

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

1 month ago

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

1 month ago

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

1 month ago

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

1 month ago

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

1 month ago

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

1 month ago

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

2 months ago

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

2 months ago

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

2 months ago

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

2 months ago

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

2 months ago

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

2 months ago

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

2 months ago

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

2 months ago

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

2 months ago

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

2 months ago

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

2 months ago

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

3 months ago