121 Funny world quotes

• The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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  allergy, humor, irony, life, limitations, oyster, perspective, shellfish, world

• When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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  animals, biblical, humor, i, Noah, perspective, realize, wisdom, world

• Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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  always, city, humor, irony, never, NYC, pee, smell, world

• Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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  ban, body, body part, gross, handshake, humor, interaction, naked, norm, parts, should, social, social norm, together, touch, world

• The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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  better, better place, blood, fat, humor, irony, mosquito, place, world

• There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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  Australia, concept, film, film concept, humor, mad, Mad Max, max, movie, normal, outside, pretty, satire, should, world

• At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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  around, breath, everyone, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, i, lift, little, me, revolve, self-centered, weight, world

• Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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  fears, hours, humor, just, me, rule, sleep, tears, uninterrupted, want, world

• One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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  awkward, downhill, embarrassing, embarrassment, humor, things, walking, world

• Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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  adventure, annoying, brave, bravery, destroy, fantasy, friend, Frodo, Hobbit, humor, little, lord, mission, ring, rings, save, save world, story, world

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