Funny wrapping quotes

• A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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  2 months ago

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• You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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  2 months ago

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• ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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  2 months ago

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• Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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  2 months ago

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• I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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  2 months ago

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• No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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  3 months ago

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