Funny wrapping quotes

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025