I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%. Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life. I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.
