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- They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!
- At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.
- Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.
- I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.
- Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.