I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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Ah, the art of mastering the art of waking up grumpy 🌞😠 Setting multiple alarms for that morning rage session – now that’s dedication! Who needs sunshine and chirping birds when you have the soothing sound of snooze buttons? 😂 #MorningsAreHard

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