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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

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Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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