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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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Who needs a six-pack when you’ve got a cooler full of snacks? 🍕🏖️😎

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beach, body, casual, confidence, humor, self-deprecating, summer, vacation on Jul 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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