I’m heading to the beach without a beach body. Commentary:Who needs a six-pack when you’ve got a cooler full of snacks? 🍕🏖️😎 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach. I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely. My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting. Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier. Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.