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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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I love men with a provider fetish.

Just landed via Reddit:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Going viral on Telegram:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

100 shares on Threads this month:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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Live now on WhatsApp:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Making waves on Discord:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Live now on X:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Going bananas on Threads:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Going bananas on Discord:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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