It takes guts to be an organ donor. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew a career in donations could be so… *dissection*ary? π©Ίπ #OrganDonorGoals" Related Funny Quotes π€ I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk. Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. If I were an organ, I’d fail. The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote. I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.