I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I've got an 'ache-y breaky' time machine in my noggin! 🤕🔮😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it. Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.” JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache. It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here? Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.