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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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"Guess I've got an 'ache-y breaky' time machine in my noggin! 🤕🔮😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged frustration, future, got, headache, humor, sarcasm on Jun 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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