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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.