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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.