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A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

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Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Playful quote about youthful ambitions turning into ice cream adventures.

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Summer goals evolving like Pokémon! 🍦🎉 Who needs a job when you have mint chocolate chip to conquer? 😄

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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I love when the plot thickens.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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