Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.” Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMe, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over. We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms. Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.” You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”
