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Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

My life coach traded me.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Spotted on YouTube:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Spotted on Messenger:

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Trending via Pinterest:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Seen just now on Threads:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Spotted on Twitch:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Shared recently on Slack:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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