Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Me, at the intervention: "Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place." 🍷😅 Who knew an intervention could double as a reunion of all your stressors and annoyances? Cheers to facing your problems head-on… or with a glass of wine in hand! 🍷🤪 #CheersToSelf-Improvement

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