Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸♂️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up. Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler. You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room! Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day. I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.