Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ธ has downloaded:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

One day youโ€™re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ has bookmarked:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Commentary:
๐Ÿ˜‚ "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ’จ #CareerGoals"



Trending Funny Quotes ๐Ÿ‘‡

Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated