My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.