My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs pots and pans when you have speed dial? 🍔📞 Let's cook up some delivery dreams instead!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!” Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe. I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser. I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves. Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
