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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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