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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.