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Life is short, flirt with me!

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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