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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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