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55 shares on TikTok this month:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

85 shares on Threads this month:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

51 shares on Discord this month:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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Another day of meaningless suffering. Let’s see what awaits us tomorrow.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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