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95 shares on X this month:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

16 shares on X this month:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

82 shares on Discord this month:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Making waves on Slack:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Trending via Discord:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Spotted on Facebook:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Making waves on Twitch:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Making waves on Discord:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Just landed via Instagram:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Live now on Facebook:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Keep the laugh going 😂

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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