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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.