Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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Sounds like the ultimate lesson in "how to adult," where you learn survival skills like finding loose change and mastering the art of commercial break time travel! 🤑📺😂

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.