People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.