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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.