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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Trending via Twitch:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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72 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

87 shares on Slack this month:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Just landed via Instagram:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Spotted on Telegram:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Trending via Discord:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Trending via Instagram:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Going viral on Slack:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Just shared via Telegram:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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