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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.