Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🚑💡 "Saw an article on '100 things to do before you die.' Apparently, calling 911 didn't make the cut! Guess some thrills are just too intense for that bucket list! 🤣" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911. Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article. No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now. Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine! Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.