Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.