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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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