Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Commentary:
“Looks like science is all bones and no fun, while English lit is about to get a major body makeover! 💀📚 Let’s add a splash of intrigue to those old dusty books! Who knew cadavers could be so well-read?”

Advertisement

Trending Funny Quotes šŸ‘‡

  • Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

    Commentary:
    “Step right up and witness the extraordinary spectacle of confidence outweighing accuracy on the grand stage of the internet! 🎪🤣 Don’t worry, if you’re feeling lost in this swirling sea of misinformation, you’re not alone! 🌊🙈 Just remember: the internet is the only place where you can be confidently wrong 24/7! 🌐😜”

  • Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

    Commentary:
    “Who says being responsible is all it’s cracked up to be? 🤷‍♀️ Embrace that inner wild child and let loose because life’s too short to adult all the time! 🎉🙌 #IrresponsibleAdultGoals”

  • There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like avoiding a civil war comes down to practicality, not just fighting spirit! 💼💰 Who has time for battle when there’s bills to pay and deadlines to meet? 😂 Let’s settle our differences over coffee breaks instead, shall we? ☕️ #OfficeLifeWars”

  • Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, the dark and devious laundry – the ultimate ninja of household tasks! 🧺⚔️ Never underestimate its stealthy ways as it waits in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it! Beware the menacing piles of socks and the cunning conspiracy of missing socks! 😂 #LaundryNinja”

  • You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of ā€œall the free time you clearly haveā€.

    Commentary:
    “Sending your spouse stuff on social media is a slippery slope – one minute you’re spreading love, the next minute you’re redistributing chores like it’s the Wild West 🤠. Proceed with caution, folks! 💻🧹 #MarriageMemes”

  • My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the school missed out on teaching the most important life skill! 🍹💊 Hopefully, he’ll stick to juice boxes until he figures it out. 😉