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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.