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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

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Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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