Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore. Commentary:"Looks like my leg's a drum soloist while my head's on a 'no headbanging' contract! 🥁😅 #LegLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore. “Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.