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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Breaking via Threads:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Making waves on X:

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Making waves on Slack:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Spotted on YouTube:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Spotted on Telegram:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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27 shares on Messenger this month:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

99 shares on Discord this month:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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Just landed via Twitch:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Spotted on Telegram:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Spotted on Instagram:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

Shared recently on Reddit:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Going viral on YouTube:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Trending via Telegram:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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