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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

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Breaking via TikTok:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Just landed via Twitch:

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Trending via Snapchat:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Making waves on WeChat:

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

Just shared via Messenger:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Spotted on Telegram:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Just shared via Discord:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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65 shares on Discord this month:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

23 shares on Discord this month:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

76 shares on Instagram this month:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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Just shared via WeChat:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Trending via WeChat:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Just landed via Slack:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Spotted on TikTok:

That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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