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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

5 months ago

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Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

2 months ago

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

45 shares on Facebook this month:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

87 shares on Threads this month:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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