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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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Spotted on Discord:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Trending via TikTok:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Going viral on Twitch:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Just landed via Messenger:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Making waves on Slack:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Just shared via Snapchat:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Just shared via TikTok:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Going bananas on Instagram:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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62 shares on Messenger this month:

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

26 shares on Slack this month:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

40 shares on Discord this month:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

58 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

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Spotted on Threads:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Going viral on Reddit:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Live now on Slack:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

Making waves on TikTok:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Trending via Reddit:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

Trending via Discord:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Just shared via WeChat:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Breaking via TikTok:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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