Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen. Commentary:Arguing with a CEO while reheating leftovers? Multitasking mood: activated! 🔥🍲😴 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along. Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?” Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos. Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed. Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.
