Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When two scared warriors meet for the legendary exchange of mildly used household goods π π€ποΈ #BraveHearts Related Funny Posts π€ Iβd rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace. I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid tooβ¦ when I was alive. When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Iβm afraid of widths. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.