Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.