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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

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To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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Girls are perverts when they like you.

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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