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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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