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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.