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Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.