Avocado is just green butter. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go. Celery is depressing green water wafers. Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable. Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado. I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
What an embarrassing time to be alive.