Avocado is just green butter.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?