Avocado is just green butter. Commentary:"Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go. I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado. There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink. Celery is depressing green water wafers.
