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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

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Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

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My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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