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30 shares on Twitch this month:

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Breaking via Messenger:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Making waves on Instagram:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Making waves on Twitch:

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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