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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.