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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Commentary:
Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animal behavior, behavior, bird, capable, car, eat, eating, every, front, humor, i, plate, poop, poops, porch, revenge, show, time, wing, wings on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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