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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what Iโ€™m capable of.

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what Iโ€™m capable of.

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Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿšซ



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