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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.