💾 Save Image Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning. 3 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone cranked up the dial on the snooze button to 'extra-strength' mode! 😴🚀 Must be that top-secret Chinese coffee substitute they're using. ☕️🇨🇳" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says. Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived. My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: Chinese, Chinese government, energy, every, government, humor, me, morning, power, ray, sarcasm, sleepy, sleepy ray, turned, wakefulness
