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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.