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Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️♂️💨
335 Funny advice quotes
Have you tried complaining about it?
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Complaining: the original customer service hotline 😂📞
Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.
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"Guess I'm on the hunt for a new doctor now! 🍻🚫😂"
Internet strangers offer the best advice.
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Why pay for therapy when you have the internet? 🌐🤔🧠
The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.
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Guess I'll be staying perpetually young at heart, washing my hands like every day is my birthday! 🎂🧼🤣
In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.
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And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
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When your brain insists on being your heart's chaperone 😄🧠❤️
A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”
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"When someone doesn't get it, just bee yourself and buzz by! 🍯🐝😂"
Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.
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"Perfect advice for avoiding the dreaded 'School of Hard Knocks!' 🎓😎🔧 #StayCool"
Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.
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"Looking for career advice? I'm like a career GPS that only knows the 'Exit' route! 🚪👉😅"