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- Not to brag but I donβt need alcohol to do something stupid.
- Feeling melancholy. Think Iβll have a drink and make things much worse.
- I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.
- I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.
- Thereβs going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasnβt enoughβ¦
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- “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.
- My optimism doesnβt come out of thin air. A flask is involved.
- I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said itβs the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think itβs the vodka.
- I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.
- You donβt need fun to have alcohol.
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