Funny quotes attractive

13 Funny attractive quotes

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

3 weeks ago

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

4 weeks ago

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

2 months ago

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

2 months ago

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

2 months ago

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

2 months ago

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

2 months ago

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

2 months ago

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

3 months ago

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

3 months ago

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

3 months ago

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

3 months ago

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

3 months ago