24 Funny attractive quotes

• It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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  2 months ago

  amazing, attraction, attractive, born, brain, day, distraction, functions, human, human brain, humor, only, someone, speaking, taking, test, thinking

• I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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  2 months ago

  attractive, confidence, delusional, going, humor, i, sarcasm, self-deception, self-improvement, vanity

• Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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  2 months ago

  attractive, attractiveness, aviator, confidence, fashion, humor, men, science, wear

• My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, attraction, attractive, confidence, dating, flirting, hoping, humor, i, looking, me, multiple, self-deprecating, shy, social, social anxiety, someone, times, version

• A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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  2 months ago

  attractive, beauty, confidence, humor, looks, perception, person, Photoshop, self-image, times

• I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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  2 months ago

  attractive, bio, dating, DMs, humor, i, irony, media, pretend, put, self-esteem, social, social media

• I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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  2 months ago

  attractive, care, confidence, humor, me, mosquito, opinion, people, personal, perspective, self-esteem

• I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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  2 months ago

  attractive, comparison, confidence, humor, perception, self-esteem

• I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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  2 months ago

  attractive, confidence, dating, every, finds, humor, i, me, self-esteem, someone, still, sure, surprise, time

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