16 Funny attractive quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my mirror is getting ready for the show of a lifetime! 😂😂🌟

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a dating app when you have a pair of aviators? 😎🌟 #InstantUpgrade"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

  Commentary:
  "When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a makeover when you have Photoshop to save the day? 💁‍♂️💻 Say goodbye to bad hair days and hello to flawless selfies! 😜 #FilterGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

  Commentary:
  "Putting 'No DMs' in your bio is the ultimate power move 💁‍♂️ Who needs validation when you've got boundaries and a sense of humor? 😂 It's like saying 'I'm too busy being fabulous to deal with all this attention 💅' #ConfidenceGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if you're going to focus on the positive, at least you've got some die-hard fans in the mosquito community! Who needs human approval when you've got those buzzing admirers, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

  Commentary:
  "Well, comparing yourself to others is like comparing apples to oranges – both are fruit, but they're totally different! So, embrace your uniqueness and let your inner beauty shine without worrying about being compared to anyone else… unless you're being compared to a potato, then maybe worry a little."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

  Commentary:
  "Me when someone cute shows interest: Wait, really? Are we playing an elaborate game of 'Who Can Pretend to Be Interested the Best'? 🤔🤷‍♀️ #StillShook"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

  Commentary:
  "Flirting, schmirting – it's just me spreading the love with some bonus charm for those blessed with extra attractiveness! 😉💁‍♂️ After all, why be regular nice when you can be extra nice? 💫😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic self-inflicted forehead slap – the mating call of the wild human male 🤦‍♂️. Nothing screams irresistible like a little self-deprecation mixed with a touch of comedy gold! Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have a head-slapping good time? 🤪 #SmoothMoves"

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