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🤔💡 "Asking the real questions here! Who needs a regular old back scratcher when you have a lightsaber, right? 💫✨ Just be sure to keep it on low setting unless you want to accidentally turn your back into a Jedi training ground. May the force of relaxation be with you! 🚀🌟"
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- Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.
- Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.
- Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
- Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.
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Looks like you had a lesson in 'sleepconomics'! 😴💰 Never underestimate the priceless value of those precious minutes of shut-eye! Perhaps you can negotiate a 'sleep reimbursement' with your teacher next time! 😉📚 #SleepDebt #TeacherTales -
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"Ah, the classic Monday morning motto! 😴💤 Who needs coffee when you can just hibernate like a bear for a few days? 🐻 Just make sure to set an alarm for 72 hours later! ⏰😂"
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- Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.
- Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.
- Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.
- Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.
- When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”
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