17 Funny banana quotes

• Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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  6 days ago

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• If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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  7 days ago

  back, banana, humor, insult, mess, motivation, posture, reminder

• Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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  1 week ago

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• I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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  1 week ago

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• I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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  1 week ago

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• Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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  1 week ago

  banana, expression, happiness, humor, monkey, new, smile

• The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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  1 week ago

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• Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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  1 week ago

  advice, back, banana, drink, funny advice, humor, hydration, self-care, water

• SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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  2 weeks ago

  analytics, banana, bananas, eating, expert, experts, factor, humor, i, marketing, ranking, ranking factor, seo, traffic

• I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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  2 weeks ago

  banana, bananas, bet, comparison, fruit, humor, i, jealousy, monkey, much, ownership, taken, thing, whole

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