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I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.
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Jan 26, 2025
I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.
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Jan 25, 2025
Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.
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Jan 22, 2025