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Funny barista quotes

Funny barista quotes ☕️😂 brew up a smile with the perfect blend of caffeine and comedy! Whether you’re waiting for your morning espresso or just love coffee culture, these witty one-liners and clever quips will perk you right up. Get ready to sip, laugh, and share some seriously relatable barista humor that’s as bold as your favorite roast! #CoffeeLaughs #BaristaLife

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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