Funny barista quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where you could look up your barista on 'Baristapedia' before deciding if they're worth that extra shot of espresso in your latte! ☕🔍 Who knew your morning caffeine fix could come with a side of online stalking? 😂 #BaristaInvestigations"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ancient Starbucks ritual of summoning the barista's creativity with a perplexing order 😄🔮 It's like a caffeinated incantation meant to bring forth the ultimate fusion of flavors in a cup! Just remember to add a side of magical sprinkles and a pinch of unicorn dust for good measure! 🦄☕✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs 'espresso' when you can simply ask for a tiny cup of fury ☕😡 Sometimes you just need a sip of attitude to kickstart your day! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone except the baristas who play a risky game of coffee roulette with our morning commute ☕😅 Tighten those lids, folks! #LidTighteningFail"

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