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In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Just shared via Twitch:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Seen just now on Discord:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Just shared via Discord:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Breaking via Discord:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Spreading quickly via X:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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3 months ago

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Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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4 months ago

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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4 months ago

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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4 months ago

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Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

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4 months ago

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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4 months ago

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Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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5 months ago

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44 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

53 shares on Instagram this month:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

Spotted on WeChat:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

Trending via Discord:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Just shared via Discord:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Breaking via Threads:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Just shared via Twitch:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Making waves on Discord:

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

Just landed via Instagram:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Just landed via Threads:

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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