22 Funny bill quotes

• I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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  4 weeks ago

  bill, bills, emotion, Funny, giggling, humor, i, just, nothing, remember, start, stress, thinking, thought

• With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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  4 weeks ago

  bill, cost, electric, electric bill, electricity, energy, great, huge, humor, joke, power, responsibility

• That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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  4 weeks ago

  after, bill, bills, budgeting, expense, finance, humor, i, jean, jeans, left, leftover, little, money, over, pay, perfect, pocket, size

• Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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  4 weeks ago

  adulthood, adulting, bill, bills, brochure, chore, complaint, dark, humor, laundry, life, life struggle, pile, responsibility, scam, struggle, tax

• With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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  4 weeks ago

  bill, electricity, expense, great, humor, irony, power, responsibility

• My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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  1 month ago

  animal, animal antics, antics, bill, dog, financial, financial woes, humor, pet, pet humor, responsibility, sigh, woes

• Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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  1 month ago

  afford, bill, color, different, expense, finance, humor, i, irony, pay, same, sarcasm, well

• You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, bill, card, credit, credit card, debt, finance, humor, joke, me, scare

• I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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  1 month ago

  bill, divine, divine light, electricity, end, expenses, humor, i, joke, light, me, sunlight, think, tunnel

• Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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  1 month ago

  $50 bill, 50, bill, bus, bus driver, drive, driver, funny situation, humor, joke, just, just drive, situation, spontaneity, transportation

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