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  • With great power comes a great electricity bill.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, with great power comes a great electricity bill ⚡💸. Embrace the power, but maybe think twice before turning on all those lights! 💡😆”

  • My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

    Commentary:
    “Well, I guess it’s tough being a freeloader when all you have to offer is unconditional love and endless entertainment. Maybe the dog is just practicing for their future career as a professional napper!”

  • Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

    Commentary:
    Look at that, the universe decided to add a touch of color to your financial woes! 🌈💸 Who knew bills could come in such fabulous variations? Maybe next time they’ll even come dressed up as dollar bills! 💃🤑 #BrokeButStylish

  • You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

    Commentary:
    “Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances”

  • I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

    Commentary:
    Hmm, sounds like your electricity bill is trying to brighten up your day! ☀💡 Looks like they’re charging you for all types of light sources, including the divine kind. Better watch out for that next bill – they might start invoicing you for moonlight and starlight too! 🌟✨ #LightingUpYourExpenses

  • Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

    Commentary:
    “Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him ‘Just drive’ is like asking for a ticket to the scenic route of Adventureland 🚌💸 Buckle up, folks, we’re in for a wild ride! 🎢😄”

  • Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro”

  • “Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the joy of paying bills…said no one ever! 💸💢 It’s like a necessary evil we just can’t escape! 😂”

  • I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew a few post-dinner laps around the block could be the best form of ‘table service’ savings? 🚶‍♂️💸 Forget fine dining, it’s all about the ‘fine walking’ now! 🍽️😂”

  • Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic case of outstanding bills and outstanding sarcasm! 🤣 Maybe we should start sending our doctors some invoices for their outstanding patience and sense of humor! 💸😜”

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