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19 Funny bill quotes

Funny bill quotes 💸 bring a hilarious twist to those dreaded moments when the numbers just don’t add up! Whether it’s a shocking restaurant tab or a surprise utility charge, these witty sayings turn frustration into laughter 😂. Ready to giggle instead of groan next time you see your bill? Let’s dive into some cheeky humor that makes paying up way more entertaining! 🎉💰

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Posted on4 months ago

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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