Funny quotes bill

13 Funny bill quotes

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

2 months ago

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

2 months ago

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

2 months ago

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

3 months ago

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

3 months ago

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

3 months ago

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

3 months ago

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

3 months ago

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

3 months ago

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

3 months ago

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

3 months ago

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

3 months ago

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

3 months ago