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Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

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Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Live now on Slack:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Seen just now on Discord:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Just shared via TikTok:

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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67 shares on Reddit this month:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

67 shares on Threads this month:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via X:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Just shared via Facebook:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Live now on Threads:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Seen just now on WeChat:

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Going viral on TikTok:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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