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Funny bio quotes

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

1 month ago

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

3 months ago

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

3 months ago