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Jan 25, 2025
Share →: It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Commentary:
Well, if life were a multiple-choice test, we'd definitely be acing the wrong answers section! 🙈💀 It's a wild ride from the get-go, but hey, at least we're nailing the art of trial and error! Better luck next lifetime, right? 😅🌟
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Commentary:
"Looks like we need to fast forward a few years before we break out those laborious breathing exercises! Don't want to hyperventilate too early, right? 😅🌬️ #TimingIsEverything"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Commentary:
"Whoops, my bad! Looks like I accidentally walked into a parenting nightmare! 🙈 Maybe stick to using their charm to sell ice cream instead? 🍦😂"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Commentary:
"Looks like our ancestors were living life on the edge! 🙈 Let's take a moment to appreciate modern inventions and, well, wise decisions 😂👏"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of aging in the digital age! 😅 Navigating online forms becomes a full-on endurance race, complete with a mandatory pit stop for a power nap. 💤 Who knew that entering your birth year could feel like running a marathon? 🏃‍♂️ Don't worry, you're not alone in this hilarious hurdle of maturity!"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Commentary:
"Seems like there's no shortage of big babies around here, but the stork must be on a sabbatical! 🍼👶😂 Maybe we need a crash course in adulting for better birth rates! 😉"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

Commentary:
"No worries, time travel can be a bit tricky 🕰️😂 Who knew scrolling through history could be so time-consuming? 📜⏳ #BetterLateThanNever"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Commentary:
Oh, the iconic spin move! 🎰 Age truly shows its flair when entering a birth year becomes a game of luck and skill. 😂 Are you feeling like a contestant on the Wheel of Birth Years? Time to spin that dial and hope for a jackpot of wisdom and experience! 🧙‍♂️🦉
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: That awkward moment between birth and death.

Commentary:
"Life: the ultimate game of trying to figure out what to do during that awkward moment between birth 👶 and death 💀. Don't worry, we're all just winging it! 🤷‍♂️😂"