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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.
I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.
When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.
I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.
Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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2 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Commentary:
🕺🎉 "When 'Mazel Tov' is your biggest vibe, but the rest is just your shower-singing material! 😂🎶 #SelectiveTunes"
1 month ago
Share →: Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Commentary:
"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"
1 month ago
Share →: Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Commentary:
"When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Commentary:
Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️
3 months ago
Share →: Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Commentary:
☕️☀️ "Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. ☕️🌞 Looks like your ulcer might need a vacation with all that boldness in your cup! 🏝️😄"
3 months ago
Share →: I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, this shopper is a force to be reckoned with! 💁‍♀️🛍️💪 With a black belt in shopping, I'm fully equipped to conquer any store or online sale that comes my way. Who needs karate when you've mastered the art of finding the perfect bargain? 🤣💳 #ShopaholicLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Commentary:
"Who needs cream and sugar when you can save those calories for the real party?! 🍸☕️ #priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Commentary:
"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings"
5 months ago
Share →: Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, Black Friday was a full contact sport. If you didn't witness a brawl over a Wii, did you even Black Friday? 😂💥🎮 #ThrowbackThursday"
5 months ago
Share →: White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Commentary:
"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"