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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Posted on6 months ago

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Posted on6 months ago

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old β€” you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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