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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Broadcasted on Discord:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Going viral on Telegram:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Just shared via Twitch:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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Funny black quotes bring the perfect blend of humor and culture 🌟✨, celebrating wit with a splash of sass and soul 🎤🔥. Get ready to laugh out loud 😂, smile wide 😄, and embrace the joy that comes from clever, relatable vibes 🎉💬. Whether you need a quick pick-me-up or some share-worthy content, these gems will keep the good times rolling! 🚀💯

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1 week ago
Share →: Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Commentary:
"Fashion tip of the day: Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Commentary:
🕺🎉 "When 'Mazel Tov' is your biggest vibe, but the rest is just your shower-singing material! 😂🎶 #SelectiveTunes"
2 months ago
Share →: Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Commentary:
"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"
2 months ago
Share →: Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Commentary:
"When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

Commentary:
Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️
4 months ago
Share →: Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Commentary:
☕️☀️ "Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. ☕️🌞 Looks like your ulcer might need a vacation with all that boldness in your cup! 🏝️😄"
4 months ago
Share →: I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, this shopper is a force to be reckoned with! 💁‍♀️🛍️💪 With a black belt in shopping, I'm fully equipped to conquer any store or online sale that comes my way. Who needs karate when you've mastered the art of finding the perfect bargain? 🤣💳 #ShopaholicLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Commentary:
"Who needs cream and sugar when you can save those calories for the real party?! 🍸☕️ #priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Commentary:
"Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you've got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings"
6 months ago
Share →: Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, Black Friday was a full contact sport. If you didn't witness a brawl over a Wii, did you even Black Friday? 😂💥🎮 #ThrowbackThursday"

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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Just shared via Telegram:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Making waves on Discord:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Seen just now on Discord:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Just landed via Slack:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Seen just now on Slack:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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