Funny cashier quotes

• If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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  2 months ago

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• I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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  2 months ago

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• The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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  2 months ago

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• I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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  2 months ago

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• Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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  2 months ago

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• Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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  2 months ago

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• Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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  2 months ago

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